I think I figured out what was fundamentally wrong with Pocket. It's that whenever I come across an article I want to read, I, uh, you know, read it. I hate saving things for later. And if I save an article, I stick it in a bookmark. So Pocket can fall off a cliff.
In any case.
Work has been wonderful! I'm working around 40 hours/week (yikes!), I have a business debit card (double yikes!), and I have a burgeoning professional career as a sign language interpreter (triple yikes!). I am almost - almost - an adult.
But first, I must stop eating junk food and not caring about some things. Perhaps I should get a beta fish.